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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4916 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
Farms Harvested: | 234 | Magic Items Found: | 2446 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!