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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 9332 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 52 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3083 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!