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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4947 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2452 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9910 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got more drama than a Catholic Paraguay sex ed class, yo. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies, yo.
we got this one player who built a whole city out of melons, like who even does that, yo? and another player who’s convinced they’re actually a llama in real life, like, what even, yo.
plus, our admin once fought off a horde of skeletons with nothing but a carrot, true story, yo. u never know what kinda wacky adventures u gonna have on this server, so come join us and let’s get weird together, yo.
