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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4096 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 89 |
| Farms Harvested: | 249 | Animals Bred: | 127 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got more drama than a Catholic Paraguay sex ed class, yo. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies, yo.
we got this one player who built a whole city out of melons, like who even does that, yo? and another player who’s convinced they’re actually a llama in real life, like, what even, yo.
plus, our admin once fought off a horde of skeletons with nothing but a carrot, true story, yo. u never know what kinda wacky adventures u gonna have on this server, so come join us and let’s get weird together, yo.
