HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blasphemy, Christ, Christianity, controversial, deity, FAITH, fictional, funny, h.., HolyBlockJesus, humor, hypothetical, Jesus, JOKE, middle name, Minecraft, Parody, Profanity, Religion, Sacred, satire, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	717589	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4701	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	150	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Animals Bred:	191

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3261	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.