HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blasphemy, Christ, Christianity, controversial, deity, FAITH, fictional, funny, h.., HolyBlockJesus, humor, hypothetical, Jesus, JOKE, middle name, Minecraft, Parody, Profanity, Religion, Sacred, satire, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Villages Defended:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Towns Built:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Emeralds Found:	2385

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22
Love Letters Sent:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Zombie Dances:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Secret Passages Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	131

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.