HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blasphemy, Christ, Christianity, controversial, deity, FAITH, fictional, funny, h.., HolyBlockJesus, humor, hypothetical, Jesus, JOKE, middle name, Minecraft, Parody, Profanity, Religion, Sacred, satire, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Divine Spears Created:	17	Emeralds Found:	2530

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Farms Harvested:	899	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2364	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.