HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blasphemy, Christ, Christianity, controversial, deity, FAITH, fictional, funny, h.., HolyBlockJesus, humor, hypothetical, Jesus, JOKE, middle name, Minecraft, Parody, Profanity, Religion, Sacred, satire, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4242
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Ores Mined:	2152	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
New Chunks Explored:	616911	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Void Gems Collected:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8640

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	182
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.