Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Emeralds Found:	346	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Farms Harvested:	901
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1919
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7642
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	706	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.