Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Buildings Constructed:	50
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	9099	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mines Excavated:	4968
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Farms Harvested:	592	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Shack

LifeSteal

Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SurvivalVerse

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Animals Bred:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AndromedaPVP – Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Fire Vanilla

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fire Vanilla is one of the most popular 1.9+ PvP networks! And here is why you should join today!Out gamemodes consist of:• Economy Survival • Practice • Box PvP • Events So ready for a challenge? Join the most competitive Minecraft PvP network today! Bedrock and Java welcome!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9350
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.