Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1557	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Buildings Constructed:	34
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Farms Harvested:	319	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.