Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	748	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Villages Defended:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	New Chunks Explored:	453082
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crops Grown:	3872
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mines Excavated:	2767
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	2389
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Villages Defended:	14
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Zombie Dances:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Divine Spears Created:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Animals Bred:	35
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.