Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Nektax Network

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Enchantments Applied:	128	Villages Defended:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Items Found:	8443
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8356	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Alien Abductions:	0
Farms Harvested:	356	Love Letters Sent:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Towns Built:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	226

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	33	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Ores Mined:	5991	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	463892

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.