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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 139292 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
Battle Standards Raised: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BiscuitSMP

    BiscuitSMP

    Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2057 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MineFruit

    MineFruit

    Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 196 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 305
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Mines Excavated: 2268

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • RLCraft by CraftersLand

    RLCraft by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Dimension Hops: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Hometown

    Hometown

    Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • GrimmRP

    GrimmRP

    Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SiphonMC

    SiphonMC

    Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 391
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MCLabs

    MCLabs

    In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Mines Excavated: 1920
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ByCraft

    ByCraft

    Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • hugeboxes

    hugeboxes

    Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Animals Bred: 142 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Addictive

    Addictive

    Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Falling into the Void: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • AstridCloud

    AstridCloud

    AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Villages Defended: 14
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Towns Built: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Venturedmc

    Venturedmc

    Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Emeralds Found: 3151
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Mythgarde

    Mythgarde

    Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Sky Servers Survival

    Sky Servers Survival

    WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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