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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Falling into the Void:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	1113
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6938	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Emeralds Found:	5598
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.