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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Ores Mined: 2784
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 9841
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Belly Server

    Belly Server

    Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • GTAMC Network

    GTAMC Network

    A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • firestarter

    firestarter

    firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Gods Slained: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Beacoland Survival

    Beacoland Survival

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Farms Harvested: 223
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 216 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ores Mined: 3112
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 231 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 348 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Mines Excavated: 4309 Epic Shields Constructed: 25

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 8654
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Farms Harvested: 443 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 25

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38
    Emeralds Found: 9711 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Zombie Dances: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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