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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Zombie Dances: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Buildings Constructed: 32
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Star Shards Collected: 239

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143 New Chunks Explored: 523757
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Minecraft.SI

    Minecraft.SI

    Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PvPCloud

    PvPCloud

    PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Crops Grown: 9223 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CubeCadia Survival

    CubeCadia Survival

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Castaway

    Castaway

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ElementCraft

    ElementCraft

    ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Dimension Hops: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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