Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ores Mined:	1266	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	80

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9219	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	289	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	804

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Animals Bred:	63	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Emeralds Found:	9122
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Items Found:	2146	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Buildings Constructed:	49	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6572	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	171
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Emeralds Found:	3902
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crops Grown:	8609	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4918
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mines Excavated:	3508
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”