Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4428	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Zombie Dances:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	960
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Items Found:	5754

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Endless Night Skies:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4665
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Potions Brewed:	136	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6543
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Farms Harvested:	927
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.