Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	72	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7109	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Crops Grown:	2195
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	473
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	113

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!