Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	2422
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9787	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	3821
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Ores Mined:	2217	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Potions Brewed:	116
Buildings Constructed:	38	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8721	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	1139	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.