Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1167
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mines Excavated:	2763	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	801955
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Towns Built:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Items Found:	7628	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Potions Brewed:	104
Magic Items Found:	7499	Love Letters Sent:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.