Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2620

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	105	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Magic Items Found:	9000
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchantments Applied:	131
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	162
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Emeralds Found:	166	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	966
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Emeralds Found:	9185
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7915
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.