Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Animals Bred:	143	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ores Mined:	5070
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Towns Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Farms Harvested:	971	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	855	Dimension Hops:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Void Armor Forged:	23
New Chunks Explored:	851749	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Emeralds Found:	9592	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.