Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Zombie Dances:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Emeralds Found:	1190	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	120	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ores Mined:	5698	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6708	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	8570
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.