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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mines Excavated:	1465	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	197951
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	43	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	135	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7459	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	629710

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	174
Runes Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5504	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Zombie Dances:	0	Mines Excavated:	3185
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.