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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Crops Grown:	9457
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Farms Harvested:	781

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	157	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	844530	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	80
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Ores Mined:	2321
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3207	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.