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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9983	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Enchantments Applied:	291	New Chunks Explored:	406296
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Magic Items Found:	8863

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	107
Crops Grown:	7171	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	1722	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Star Shards Collected:	206	Mines Excavated:	2916
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8475	Love Letters Sent:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	181	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	63

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	507	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7171	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.