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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Emeralds Found:	5590	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2996	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	2294
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2174	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Potions Brewed:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Star Shards Collected:	103	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	188	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Void Armor Forged:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	253	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.