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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Animals Bred:	110
Enchantments Applied:	106	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Potions Brewed:	69	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Love Letters Sent:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8044	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	341717
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Animals Bred:	67

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ores Mined:	5788
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Potions Brewed:	93	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.