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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Buildings Constructed:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Void Gems Collected:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Star Shards Collected:	188	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3980
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.