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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Zombie Dances:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Star Shards Collected:	142	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7484	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Emeralds Found:	3505
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mines Excavated:	2799
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	259
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1905	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	35	Endless Night Skies:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	192
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!