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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Animals Bred:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Star Shards Collected:	153	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2775	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Void Gems Collected:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Animals Bred:	150	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Towns Built:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Animals Bred:	113
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	6819
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Animals Bred:	107
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7615	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3115	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1912
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	88	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	2176	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Animals Bred:	134	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.