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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	297	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	156	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	174	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	6898	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Farms Harvested:	413
Alien Abductions:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.