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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Villages Defended:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Potions Brewed:	119	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	66
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8093
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	88

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9049
Mines Excavated:	1782	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.