Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Zombie Dances:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Buildings Constructed:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Potions Brewed:	74
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Towns Built:	7
Emeralds Found:	5379	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	9601
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	186	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4650	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Star Shards Collected:	217
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.