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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Animals Bred:	103
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magic Items Found:	2231	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Emeralds Found:	4238

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	92
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Star Shards Collected:	70
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.