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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CubitoLand Network

Bedwars, Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Void Gems Collected:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9740	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Animals Bred:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	174	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	1109	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1643
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.