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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3930

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	257	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7381	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Crops Grown:	1950
Potions Brewed:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	91	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Frontier Network

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.