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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5670
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Crops Grown:	8076

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4987	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	467

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1042	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Villages Defended:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Star Shards Collected:	229
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Towns Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.