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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	189

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	8089
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Items Found:	3713
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Farms Harvested:	263	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Magic Items Found:	6706	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	609	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dimension Hops:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	New Chunks Explored:	898821

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	31	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	6745	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Runes Activated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Emeralds Found:	8923	Zombie Dances:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!