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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FloraMc

Bedwars, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FloraMC! Version: 1.8 x 1.18 Discord: https://discord.gg/floramc

Server Information:

IP Address: play.floramc.club Website: https://floramc.club/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

YarnMC Skyblock

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

YarnMC hopes to offer a classic skyblock server experience. With customized plugins, we have a stable, fun economy that rewards progression and community-based gameplay. YarnMC grew from a reunion of people that used to play together on the same skyblock server 10 years ago. Our server supports Bedrock and Java versions so everyone can join. Feel free to join our active discord for the latest updates and to chat! Join us on Discord! https://discord.yarnmc.xyz/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Items Found:	5559

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3794	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mines Excavated:	2679
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Zombie Dances:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1651	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Alien Abductions:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	270

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.