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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6552
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Valhallus

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Farms Harvested:	541
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	71
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5261
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	780
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
New Chunks Explored:	990371	Ores Mined:	2375

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LightLegends

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

Lightlegends

Home of the legendary Light Warriors.

Global Address: Lightlegends.de

Euer LightLegends – Team

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Spears Created:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EverPvP

Everpvp, a survival faction pvp server, it is Danish and good community. Join today with your friends and start your own faction and get stronger, we welcome many players who are nolagg, we have our own dedicated server On (14 RAM) so we can have up to 100-200 players without lagg , there are quite a lot of pvp’s on the server, if you want to check it out here is a link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OqsH06n2M if you want more and know about it you can contact [email protected] or you could, join everpvp.dk/spil.everpvp.dk

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2398	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5679
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LastOfUsSMP

Great and brand new Factions/PVP/Raiding Server. Awesome and mature staff and 24/7 uptime!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Ores Mined:	3845
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VentruTech

VentruTech Minecraft Community!

We’re a Minecraft community just looking to have some fun with you guys! We offer three donator packages: AP ($10), VIP ($20), and Premium ($50). We have a Teamspeak3 Server: VentruTechTS.mcfrag.net:9991

We hope to see y’all soon!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KraftKings

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Era City

Creative city server. Build apartments, shops, cafes, restaurants… or just be a citizen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

UltimateMinecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Ultimate Minecraft is a medium sized yet busy freebuild Minecraft community. We run the awesome Bukkit server mod with a large list of plugins that provide us with area ownership, economy and anti-grief, as well as many commands and features. We also have a team of active moderators, game masters and admins, who are in game regularly to assist.

For those interested, the servers specs are as follows; Intel Xeon E3-1240 v3, 32GB RAM, 240GB SSD, 1TB HDD x2, 1Gbit connection.

Our server is currently greylisted. This means that new players are restricted to building in a seperate world for visitors imaginatively called “The Guest World”. Play for a while, and if you like the server then apply using the link to the top right to be promoted to member and get access to the entire world! In the unlikely event you find yourself not enjoying Ultimate Minecraft, you haven’t wasted any time signing up for a whitelist. It’s the best of both worlds, while keeping quick and efficient for all involved.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9906	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DigitalForge

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Looking for a PvP server with an active player base? Looking for a moving economy server? Looking for a server with many player run towns? DigitalForge is the server for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Purplecraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Havoc In Paradise

Havoc In Paradise, is basically the PvP and raiding server you’ve always wanted, we have amazing staff who will always listen to you and a friendly community.

We’re expecting 24/7 PvP and raiding around spawn and other notable area’s, eg a notable area being one of the portal’s at North, South, East and West. If you need help in game, just send a staff member a PM and they’ll be with you in a short amount of time! if for some odd reason a staff member isn’t online please ask in global chat or PM me on here

Rules; 1. No hacks at all. 2. The only allowed mods are; rei’s minimap, mods sort inventory’s, optifine and MineCapes(this is a good tool for clan identification) (*If you would like a mod approved please shoot myself or another staff member a pm, with a link to the mod!*) 3. We understand that it’s hard to come to terms with staff members, in situations like this keep the ‘bitching’ to a minimum 4. Have fun, and dont qq all day erry day’ in chat when you die, its frustrating for every one when we see your qq spamming our screens!

Communication: I have purchased a teamspeak3 server for the use of communication, it is almost vital that clans communicate when in battles, PvPing!

Teamspeak3 IP: havocinparadise.teamspeak3.org

We’ll be finishing off our website, with a donation shop and other cool features, very soon!!! If you fall in love with the server instantly please do not hesitate to donate to the server, all the money from donations will go towards upgrades and actually running the server and teamspeak!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BreackerCraft

Guys join now! friendly staff, pvp, survival and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Animals Bred:	139
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!