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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cakecraft

Cakecraft is a Faction, Raiding, Survival, and PVP server! So bring your friends, make a faction, and fight your way to the top!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	140
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft Junkie

Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

Ps : im not the owner

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FusionCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ulfcraft

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crops Grown:	7642	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MasterMinerZ

Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magic Items Found:	8224	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Emeralds Found:	8881
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Sandlot

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Buildings Constructed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2752
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Realm of Eden

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Buildings Constructed:	43	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Aspirecraft

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	944	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AtomCraftChile

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Animals Bred:	170	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!