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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Zapetia

Here on our server you can let your imagination run wild!

We consist of two main and two farm worlds. When you enter our world for the first time, you first land as a farmer in the newbie world. Here you can collect materials and resources so that you can build your property later. What does later mean? Once a week, the most active players are promoted to citizen status get your own property in the construction world where there are no limits to your creativity. In addition, with this rank you get access to all plugins.

You can also work on large projects later in Zapetia. Start your own or actively help with the construction.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Tekkify

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

Tekkify is a popular modded Minecraft server, mainly based upon the Tekkit pack, which the server used to use until the new Technic Platform was released.

We have a great community, freindly staff, grief protection, and much more.

Join today!

Modpack Page: http://technicpack.net/modpack/tekkify.2607

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SidCraft

24/7 Minecraft Server With Factions, PvP, Economy, And Bending!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Classic zDug Revamped

Tired of the same old minecraft servers? Sick of economy servers? Are you looking for the feel of vanilla minecraft in a multiplayer environment without having to worry about your builds being griefed? You’ve come to the right place!

The server is almost fully vanilla! We do have a very nice grief protection and trade plugin. TNT is enabled and lava flows (below sea level 😉 PvP is enabled on the entire 50,000×50,000 block map less the spawn area.

Supports the newest version of Minecraft with 100% completely vanilla Dungeon Mazes, Hunger Games, Parkour and other mini-games!

Now with dedicated voice server too! Join for details! Additional Details Tired of the same old minecraft servers? Sick of economy servers? Are you looking for the feel of vanilla minecraft in a multiplayer environment without having to worry about your builds being grief Game Version: Minecraft 1.5 Tags: Survival, PvP, No Economy, Vanilla, SemiVanilla, Hunger Games

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AusMine

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

AusMine is an Australian hosted Minecraft server that has been operating since 2013, making it one of the oldest servers in Australia! We pride ourselves on being a bully-free zone for all players, enforced by our fantastic staff team.

We offer a custom claims system, diseases and afflictions, harsh environments, a custom voting and rewards system, cosmetics, emojis, a custom auctions plugins, and a custom lottery plugin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	413680
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Golden Creeper

Founded in 2010, this Minecraft Server has seen many of ups and but over the years, its loyal and downs, passionate group of longtime players turned it into a very welcoming and inspiring world with a wonderful community and solid rules.

Rules: #1: Don’t be a dick! #2: See rule Number 1.

This simply means that we don’t endure griefing, stealing and anything else that harms other players. Goldencreeper is a 16+ Server for a reason! Although we make exceptions depending on the maturity.

We also have a great custom world for you to explore and build.

Screenshots http://www.flickr.com/photos/100625145@N06/

If you want to join us, we will welcome you with open hearts and show you around! To get whitelisted go to http://www.goldencreeper.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=329 and write a short application for us. Or just ask an available mod for a whitelist.

We are looking forward to meeting you!! Your Goldencreeper Community

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Planet Craftation

A great server full of build homes with friends, to hungergames, to spleef, to pvp!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SSSS.ME

SSSS.ME | Foxy’s Playground Survival server featuring mcmmo, factions, and a unique community. Dedicated owner, moderators and regular players. Fun environment enabling PvP. Empty spawn, but outside there is plenty of room to take and claim. Owner is Tibsfox. Plugins/Features/Info: CombatTag, HyperConomy, iConomy, mcMMO, Orebfuscator, PlayerHeads, STAB, Survival, Factions, McMMO, PvP, Roleplay See rules here: http://mc.tibsfox.com/index.php?topic=215.0 Version 1.5.2.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Fun.TruePlay.Ro

Very good server ,fresh opened with skyblock/hungergames/spleef/jobs/mobarena…

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6002	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

[FTB] VoltaCraft

Welcome to VoltaCraft

If you like technology and automatization in minecraft and want to play on frendly server with admins, who always ready to help, then VoltaCraft made for you. Play with your friends and build giant factories and towns!

VoltaCraft is running FTB New World Modpack

There’s no whitelist, it’s free to join.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocklandia

Blocklandia is the BEST family-friendly Minecraft server available for kids of all ages. You don’t have to worry about swearing or inappropriate behavior. Our server was created by parents and is operated by parents.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Buker Network

Hybrid Server

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

8-Bit Panda-Craft

8-Bit Panda-Craft is a place with multiple opportunities. The Max Slots is 60, so hurry over and get on!

Owners: Arandaphobe Moosecakes2 TheLittleDj

Fun Stuff

We have a medium sized parkour course, that’s constantly growing!

We have freebuild in the following biomes: Desert, Forest, Jungle, Mountain, Plains, Snow, and Swamp Biome!

We have friendly staff!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ChoiceRealms

Hello this is ChoiceRealms. We are a multiworld hybrid server with lots to do. We are currently in development and looking for some help, If you are interested in helping us build this server please join and ask Phoenix_Frenzy or DarkEliite in game for more details. Possible outcomes of helping out are staff ranks or elite Architect or Artisan Ranks. Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SurvivalCraft.US

A very fun small server, with many fun aspects and essential plugins.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.