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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Neuland Server

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Terra Australis Australian Server

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Terra Australis We offer three different worlds, each offering different styles of gameplay; Survival – Classic minecraft; build with other players, mob spawning and access to the nether and the end. – Optional region and PvP protection. Lock doors, chests, dispensers etc. – Access to shops and creation of player stores and towns. – PVP/CTF arenas, Minigames Wilderness – Griefing, raiding and PVP enabled 24/7. – Limited command access and delayed teleports between other worlds. – Access to local shops and global bank to transfer loot to survival world. RPG – Detailed quests. Skills. Separate inventory. – Co-operative mode. – Form parties with other players and NPC familiars and hirelings to complete raids/quests.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Buildings Constructed:	42	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DistopiAdventure

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Semi Role-Play / Factions / Pvp Box / MobArena / Adventures / Quest / Epic Events / Mini-Events And Much more !

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Creative Temper

Creative Temper is a build team that enjoys group builds, solo projects, building competitions, creating adventure maps, survival, and anything else Minecraft can offer us. You can join and build right away as there is no whitelist. If you show skill in design, theme, detail,and overall build composition via your entry build in the Trialbuild world, you earn the Builder rank. We offer 10 worlds to play,you can find the world list at the bottom of the post. Come join us today @Creative Temper!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3299

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

McWarDeTeam

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mexican Craft

Mexican Craft is a place where players can play live and thrive. We encourage battles for resources and power. We utilize towny for the protection of players items, that is until war comes along! When War is initiated the two nations fight until the other one collapses, the player then can raid everything in sight! We allow griefing, raiding. Who will be the most powerful on the server? Is it you?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

minecussis

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dutch Welcome to minecussis! We are a fun survival server with a number of mini-games. Minecussis has been around since October 2013 and in almost 1 year we have built a nice community that we would like to have you join. We are amazed at what great projects the community has come up with on the old maps and are curious to see what new projects the community and you will start.

English Welcome on minecussis! We are a survival Server with a handfull of minigames. Minecussis started in october 2013. We have a nice community and a staff team that will help you with your problems.

The server runs on a VPS with 5 GB ram and 60 Slots.

Join now and visit our website http://www.minecussis.com/index.html Ip: minecussis.dmch.nl & 178.20.170.89:25680 (same server)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5831	Star Shards Collected:	232
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5781	Love Letters Sent:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2794
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hugcraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to Hugcraft! We are a HUB server with an EXTREMELY friendly community. This means we provide multiple ways to play Minecraft such as Survival, Creative, and many minigames!

Make sure you give Hugcraft a chance! -Hugs

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SkilledCraftSurvival

The SkilledCraft [Survival] Server is a non-pvp friendly minecraft survival server. We have a beautifully crafted spawn built by Madness64. We have a market and minigame spawn as well. There are drop parties almost everyday (if admin and average group of players are on). The owner is Rockerboy107. We also have a separate pvp faction server owned by gpm8062000. the IP for that server is 198.24.170.138:43097. (Its getting a sub-domain soon ). If you have any further questions log on now and ask an admin or mod.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KingdomCraft Factions

We are a role playing faction pvp server. We have kind staff and looking for staff.We have a races plugin.We hope you to have the best Rp faction raiding experience and donate and possibly get staff.We have op drop parties and weekly events.We also encourage raiding greifing and just full out pvp.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dark Vector

this server is a tekkit server ,it is not a 24/7 server so yea it is a cracked server as well so cracked people can join. there are a lot of plugins ,we are active nearly all the time until 10 pm and there are nearly always a staff member on.if you have any question about the server talk to the owners [ kimmi (goober98), tomat (cephpodiod), david (davidmorris), and honeybear (LEWISMORGAN) ] plz talk to them they wont bite or you can just talk to the staff members and they will tell them. the server ip is:93.97.125.32 i have had to put a different one in

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	321

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Medieval Lords

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TheArchon

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!

The Archon’s Features:

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Buildings Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ethicraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	8872

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Potions Brewed:	143
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.