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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Novylen

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

Minecraft Portugal Community

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Horsecraftnl

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Toro League

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	2992	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BuildingParadise

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AmishSMP

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4456	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BioBroodGaming

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Aethier

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Farms Harvested:	343	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Buxville

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PrisonRC

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchantments Applied:	88
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BmailPvP

Come join BmailPvP! | InstaSoup | Teams| Respect from staff | Tracking | Go |And you can go raid bases without claiming! So build your base far away! | Come join us! 198.24.162.90:30341 Our staff is filled, still need more moderators, We do have moderator apps, in-game. So do not message me anything on PMC about staff. We have Admins and co-owner. ALSO TO YOUTUBERS: If you have more than 2-5 videos on my server, atleast 50-100 subscribers, Then you qualify for [YouTube] rank! Also with that, you are able to drop books to advertise your youtube! And if you get 5 people online, and say you invited them, you get the [Sponsor] Rank! Rules: No hacking, No racism, Cursing to a limit.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.