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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Enchantments Applied:	155	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixel Gaming

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Best hub server in Turkey.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Towns Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RaveCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

RaveCraft is a new Factions/Hardgore raiding/Drug server with Friendly staff. See you there!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Dragon Eggs Found:	8157
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Moderncraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Survival/pvp server with multiple custom plugins that have been designed to allow players to achieve ranks and extra abilities. Here at Moderncraft, players create a community by joining a “job”. There are 10 different job ranks that you can join to earn ingame money and also gain unique special commands that enhance gameplay beyond the standard norm. We use protection zones that allow players to fly within their zone and player built stores. We offer discord voice/chat and have friendly staff. Join today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ZombieZone The New MineZ

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

On our server you fight for survival. Zombies do more damage to the player, it is always night, you can run over zombies with cars, you can build a clan base with your clan or a group of players, etc.

We will integrate a lot more into the map and into the functions to give you a good feel.

On the one hand, the map continues to expand and trading posts, new buildings and crash sides are added.

All of this awaits you on ZombieZone, the new DayZ in the Minecraft universe.

We look forward to seeing you 😉

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

McTheWars

Anarchy, PvP

McTheWars Paintball ———————————————————————————————————- Pure fun. Polite people 🙂 🙂 🙂

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Cartman2000s Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, Survival

Multiple worlds, Main world is a 1.19 world, the guest world is a 1.7 world. The server has been running since december of 2010.

Nice and friendly admins. The server also has griefer protection plugins, Prism, GriefPrevention, and player buildrights(whitelist)

The server uses a form of whitelist in that you will have to ask for build rights to be able to modify stuff on the server. You can either ask an admin on the server if they are on or request that you be given rights on the server’s forum: http://bit.ly/1bwNN89

The world renders are here: http://bit.ly/1lBaKNp

Server Rules: Respect the mods and admins on the server. No harassing other players on the server. No Griefing/Stealing items Get permission before modifying someone else stuff. No hacks like fly, speed hacks or Ore findingx-ray hacks. Try to keep the chat clean while on the server, no racism please.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Daedric Gaming

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Come and join the Daedric gaming crew and have fun on our new server, it is OP (Over Powered) PVP so beware

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Crops Grown:	3844	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mineapolis

Economy, PvE, Survival

Mineapolis is a server for everyone who wants variety. There are tons of plugins that make playing on the server a lot more interesting. Once you have a GS and have played for a while, it is possible to start a project in the creative world. There are a total of 5 worlds (big city, end, nether, small town and the mining world. In the small town you can buy the GS and collect the raw materials in the mining world. In the big city there are tons of high-rise buildings and much more. IMPORTANT: When spawning Read signs (there is important information there). Anyone who has Skype or Teamspeak can write to us and we can talk to each other. There are 3 admins in total (123sebastian, Hussi1111 and IronMetalFlag). We are always happy to help but expect good behavior and friendly interaction. If If someone has problems (e.g. with a player) they can write to us. The players who have been there for a long time can get ranks. The most important thing is that we get players! So that should be enough for now :):D 123sebastian

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Star Shards Collected:	77	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9385
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minelink Network

Creative, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Minelink offers a variety of game modes to satisfy your Minecraft addiction. We are a friendly community with full-time custom development and a very active and helpful staff. Be sure to drop by and say hello, the owners are online every day and can be often found casually chatting.

Realize your dreams in a spacious 128×128 plot (or several plots) on our Creative server, where you can build to your heart’s desire and show off your creations. Vote daily to unlock access to WorldEdit and unleash your full creative potential!

If you’re looking for action, immerse yourself in a world of deception and war, unforgiving and governed by survival of the fittest. Factions is a competitive battlefield full of PVP, raiding, and betrayal. Not many have what it takes to survive in this violent power struggle.

Head over to the Cannon server and test a cannon that you want to use against a base you found on Factions, or test a new idea you had for a base defense, all in creative mode! Vote daily for access to WorldEdit and DispenserTools.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Terbia

PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a survival server with the ability to claim your house so griefers can’t destroy it. Just ask an Admin and they will claim it for you. We can also add other flags such as PvP off, creepers off, a message that people see when you enter all for your region!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Goombaloon Survival Server

Survival

The Goombaloon Minecraft server is an open survival server. We have a free-build domed area available for non-members. Members, VIPs, and above have full access to the entire world. Players can rank up over time based on their time on the server and the level of trust they earn among admins. We are a family-friendly server run by a family. Come play!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchantments Applied:	79

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GammaMC Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

IP: GammaMC.net Welcome to GammaMC where our goal is to provide players with the best game play experience possible! Our servers are equipped with the best specifications money can buy. We also have enterprise DDoS Protection to guarantee 24/7 up-time! GammaMC has a wide variety of games you can play such as Factions, Prison, KitPvP, Skyblock and more. You can purchase donation ranks that give you perks on all of our gametypes. Your donation helps fund our server and grow the community! If you can’t donate, don’t worry. You can always help us out by voting for FREE everyday! So what are you waiting for? Join now! IP: GammaMC.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Super pvp

Factions

Superpvp

Owner – MuffinsGotSwag superp7

Join now!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9874	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GamezCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

All-Swedish server with Towny, chestshop, iConomy, warps etc. A survival server with cool PVP arenas and big cities!

Check us out now: mc.gamez.se Website: www.gamez.se

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Apocalypse

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Apocalypse :: Adventure, Fly Dragons, Unique Mobs, Quests, Skills, Races and much, much more!

Play as a hero and adventure through the lands of Orcus – Fighting through Dungeons, Raids and completing Quests to gain new gear.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.