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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VisiStudios

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VISISTUDIOS.COM Takes you to a different galaxy long.. long… time ago. The mighty Galactic empire is at the brink of war. After the great war with Darth Vader the Republic empire found victory! However before Darth Vader went he had died with a curse that rose him and his army back from the dead. These undead 501st Clones have ran sacked and slathered villagers, and many are missing. You are surviving only on pure will to live.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PenguinCraft

Factions

PenguinCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MilkCraft Survival

Survival

The best survival game in the MINECRAFT PLANET!! Join today and check it out! If you like it check out the website and tell friends about it! Be sure to check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Castle Crafters

Mini Games

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

World84

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

World8-4 is a gaming community, hosting multiple Minecraft Servers on some awesome hardware. Based off creating a friendly community we strive to keep our servers at the highest standards. Every server has a complete Anti-cheating system, including anti-xray and an active team of staff to respond instantly so you’re not left needing help.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Love Letters Sent:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Baneshroud

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Baneshroud has been a community since early Minecraft Beta. Across various updates and servers, our community is as strong as ever. You will never find more friendly players in Minecraft. Several towns are openly recruiting players, so feel free to explore and ask around to see what fits your playstyle best.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Lindquist Survival

Survival, Vanilla

This server is a survival server with a good protection plugin. Go onto: Website The server is aimed at a mature but friendly community. We have a rollback plugin so griefers can be rolledback and banned. You can rank up by doing the command: /ar check. You can rank up based on how many hours you have played.

1. Novice – default 2. Apprentice – 10 hours 3. Adept – 100 hours 4. Master – 200 hours

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Super Craft Brothers

Hardcore

First of all, I want to send a warm welcome to all the new players that have joined us, SCB has just been released as an open beta in collaboration with SethBling! We have launched with 7 maps and have gradually increased that number to 11 now. We have had tons of fun developing this and will continue to work on game additions like leveling, achievements, advanced PvP statistics and more maps!

We are the Official Super Craft Brothers servers and we are working on fully automatic servers with a lobby and queu system to support many players. We will still keep the original 4 players per match scheme as the original version, but we will add features that were simply not possible using redstone only.

We will release a set of 6 NEW maps made by Block_Fortress as well as the original maps made by SethBling. This is a very exciting project and we are very happy to be doing it with SethBling. Stay tuned for some beta testing soon!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Crops Grown:	9207
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	192

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JailHouseBlox

Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JailHouseBlox is an OP Prison server with many perks. ✓ 24 prison ranks with different mines, shops, banks, and more for each rank so you’ll never get bored ✓ plenty of donor ranks at good prices ✓ Friendly, helpful staff, always at least on guard on. ✓ Averages over 100 members at all times ✓ Members are knowledgeable on minecraft as well as on JHB. ✓ Online 24/7 ✓ We have the flo-auction plugin so you can get rid of stuff you don’t want as well as getting new/better items for yourself

• Each rank, A-L, Free, and Citizen have they’re own mines, some have two mines, some have a mine and a tree mine. • The mines get better and better as you move up, starting at just stone, iron, and coal, but moving up too having gold ore, diamond blocks, and emerald ore. And that’s not even the best • After earning rank Citizen, you can earn the 10 Prestige ranks. These are a part of being citizen and do not provide with new mines though they do give you certain perks, for example: a pet.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ionic_Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is in a new state,everything went to hell and we are repairing it until then don’t join this server,and also I will update this post with more information about this,and any new information. Also I’m not the owner. Skype me for any questions. LixCoffee

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Swaped Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ThePlayground

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Iconomy, Disguisecraft, Horses, Mcmmo, Protected Zones, Banking, Jobs, Bounties, Dragon Travel, Custom Items, Drops and Enchantments, Conquest Mobs, Multi-Verse Survival, Creative and Event Worlds, Point Based Online Store.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OutlawSMP

Buycraft, Customworld, Friendly, Lands, MCMMO, Nogreifing, Playerwarps, Ranks, Shop, Silkspawners, smp, Survival, Towny, Updated, Voterewards

Welcome to OutlawSMP

We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20 and anyone is welcome

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as player warps , Custom map , Griefprevention, and more! ✨

With Semi-VanWe aim to keep gameplay itself as vanilla as possible, while providing access to some commands that make Minecraft life a little less mundane. For example, we have /tpa, /sethome, and /spawn and more …

LandsClaim your land and only give access to people that you trust! This prevents griefing and raiding, which gives you peace of mind and gives staff more free time to help players, and plan features and events with the command /lands

CratesEvery vote gives you a chance to win a crate key that can be opened up at /warp crates! We also have seasonal crates that provide players cool cosmetic items!

CommunityStart a town! Meet new people! Chat with friends! Join in on a community project We want everyone to enjoy their time on OutlawSMP.We try to promote a friendly environment free from toxic energies. Players are encouraged to voice any suggestions or concerns they may have for the community.EventsMore than one event will be held monthly. Ideally, we like to hold events at different times of day to try to cover all of the time zones. Although sometimes that isn’t possible, we certainly do try our best!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Farms Harvested:	832	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ISL Network SMP

Clans, Factionsurvival, Survival

Looking for a vanilla/semi-anarchy SMP experience focused around clan warfare?

🔥 Welcome to ISL Network SMP! 🔥

🛡️ Clan-Focused Gameplay: Join or create your own clan and dominate the server with your allies!

⚔️ Semi-Anarchy: With minimal rules and moderation, anything goes – it’s survival of the fittest!

🌍 Vanilla Gameplay: Immerse yourself in the pure Minecraft experience with our vanilla gameplay. No mods, no unnecessary plugins, no BS.

🔥 Clan Tournaments: Engage in intense battles against a random selected clan for in-game prizes.

🎉 Join Our Community: Become part of our thriving Minecraft community.https://discord.gg/R344wACHAjislsmp.apexmc.co

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

IPOCKETISLAND 1.20+ | SMP – PVP- CUSTOM – BEDROCK SUPPORT

Custom, MCMMO, Nogrief, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival

Welcome to iPocket Island, a Unique Smp that ill ensure to keep you entertained for ours we have a chill and friendly community of players and so many events that im sure you guys will love, some of the features this server has is the darkzone which is a mob zone were you can earn rewards, custom enchants, custom economy, grief prevetion, custom mining and fishing and even pvp events for those more daring i hope to see you there!

Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.netBedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132Store: store.ipocketisland.netDiscord: discord.ipocketisland.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mines Excavated:	3528
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	680

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.