Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Towns Built:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9181
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Gage and ricky

Creative

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Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	5918	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JustSurvival.net – Land Claim Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Fast Dedicated Server. Loaded with RAM Teamspeak3 Friendly! Mature

Make JustSurvival.net your Survival /home!.

Survival, its all we do!

Our Community is Friendly and well managed. We maintain a mature, minecraft focused public chat and active Staff and Moderators to assist should problems arise!

This Server offers a No Grief and No Raiding Survival Multiplayer Minecraft experience. Game Difficulty is set on Default.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DCS

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

Small Norwegian minecraft server, this is not one of the big popular ones with thousands of members who play daily. This is just a small server for you and some friends, where you can meet other small groups of friends. Or maybe you come all alone? Here it is simply about surviving and building a great home. Good grief protection that secures all blocks you set out. So that only you and your friends can touch them. Norwegian-speaking staff. We also include some extra worlds [PVP, creative og minigames] These are not of the same standard as the large servers

English Just a small norwegian server, new signs are normally written in English, but many things is still an will be written in norwegian. Use Google translate *hint hint*

Normally 24/7 but some downtime will happen Closed form 12. feb to 25. feb

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Simple-Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock

This is a small summary of simple-craft.de We offer you a lot of fun, Since you have up to 3 plots of land (150*150) available, you can there let your creativity run wild. We are not yet an old server and are looking for nice new players There is a lot to discover and we are always trying to make the server more interesting Here is a small list of everything we have installed on our server: Various mines, animal farm, mob farm, skyblock, plotme, chess, colormatch, jobs/ranks, clans, admin shop, lockette, freebuild and much more Events will take place regularly Just take a look and see for yourself what it all looks like We look forward to seeing you

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	269
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hollyweed Minecraft

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

The best Roleplay Server with proper plugins included for more cool gameplay, you can always give us a suggestion what you want and it will be put into the server 🙂

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	New Chunks Explored:	826805
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Empire of Ordin

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Ordin! We offer a regular Towny server experience with a long living, close community of friends! Join us on or discord for some good times! 🙂

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Eiserner Orden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

– Stable server – Teamspeak3-Server – own forum – Dedicated team with experienced players between 14 and 30 years old that needs reinforcements – Vip-System

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8702
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Craftacia

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

This was founded so that friends from our old server could come together and once again have a blast! I started this new one with the same ideals as the old. We hold true to being friendly and respectful to all players. If however, a player chooses to be ignorant and disrespectful, our staff and Admin will take care of it. We hope that players find the server fun, safe from spammers and griefers. The plugins of the server help to deter griefers, as well as roll their damage back if one were to do so.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Void Armor Forged:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	290

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FayzePvP

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

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Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minevolt Network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A Unique Towny Server with many fun plugins! Good family server with friendly staff thats always there to help Donation ranks with awesome perks! we have Towny, Jobs, McMMO and awesome stuff that will provide you with an awesome time!

Battle monsters in various MobArenas set up throughout the world, challenge others in open world PvP, Battle others in PvP minigames, ride EnderDragons, Set up Mob-free, PvP-Free Towns with Towny commands, Catch Mobs with Chicken Eggs and turn them into spawn eggs, Catch Mobs with Leashes and Train them to become awesome bodyguards, Create NPCs in your towns, open up Playershops, and MORE! Theres so much to do at MyekaanCraft youll find something new everyday.

All of this crammed into a Survival server, able to access with a Vanilla Minecraft Client!

Hope to see you soon!

Plugins installed on server: Essentials, Dynmap, Towny, McMMO, McJobs, InfernalMobs, MobArena, PvPArena, DragonTravel, EchoPet, MyPet, Citizens, Denizen, HyperConomy, MORE

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LoneWolves Network

Factions, Prison, PvP

We are a 24/7 Factions and Prison server and strive to be a community that is friendly, competitive, and helpful! With a lot of in-game features new and old, a forum, teamspeak, and more! What are you waiting for? Come join the fun today! IP: lonewolves.net Lonewolves is hosted on a dedicated server, we love being lag free.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5790	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NewBlockEnvy

Creative, PvE, Survival

A 1.8 Minecraft server that has Survival/PVE/Creative Players will receive a simple starter kit. We also have Precious Stones for players to protect their homes.

No griefing. No hacking. Be respectful. Have fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	94
Farms Harvested:	411	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Quick Network

Economy, Survival

Quick Network is a small, community based survival server. We wish to grow our community and populate the server. We are very welcoming to all new players! So join today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Paradox Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP

Paradox Factions is a brand new server with experienced staff. We strive to create the best possible Faction PVP server. We have PVP Tag. Ender Chests are disabled. Kits are used, to ensure loyalty to the server. We are positive you will have an amazing time on this server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Emeralds Found:	5662
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

World of Starknight | Economy Modern City | MCMMO Economy SMP | Roleplay | Storymode | Quests

Apocalypse, Citybuild, Economy, MCMMO, Plots, Roleplay, Story, Survival

The World of Starknight celebrates 11 years!

We started our journey in 2012 on Xbox 360 building a grand city on just a single player world! Since then we have expanded with an economy, stories, quests, survival, and much more!

We offer:

🏢 A vast modern city with a story mode, quests, economy, properties for you to buy, sell, rent, 11 years of lore for you to discover and explore and much more!Our city server uses a custom texture pack consider downloading it here: WOSK Builders Pack

⚔️ MCMMO economy survival with gold shovel claiming system. Rank up as you play and earn rewards such as money and crate keys to enhance your play through, but be wary of other players as pvp is a driving factor!

💡 If you’re a creative builder we’re always looking for people to help us on our projects of building cities and expanding our server, but if you’re just a casual builder we also offer plots for you to go wild!

❗️ Build battles and other mini games coming soon! If you have a suggestion for what we should add to the server add a comment below or reach out to us on discord!

🎮 WOSK is a cross platform server!If you wish to join on bedrock simply add the server in the servers tab if you are on PC or Mobile

Or if you are on consoles add starknight2002 as a friend and find the server in the friends joinable tab

IP: wosk.revivehost.netPort: 2285

We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins! If you’re interested in joining the team reach out to us on discord!

And always remember… Who is Starknight?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4080

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.